Kinda Sober Embroidered Sweatshirt - Mostly Clear-Headed, Always Cozy
Kinda Sober Embroidered Sweatshirt - Mostly Clear-Headed, Always Cozy - is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Care information
Care information
General care instructions below. Please double check the tag on each item for more specific instructions. Thank you!
We want your stuff to last through many washes, meltdowns, and outfit rotations. Here’s how to take care of it — so it takes care of you.
👕 Apparel (T-Shirts, Tanks, Hoodies, Sweatshirts)
Most of our apparel is made with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing or embroidery on super soft, high-quality blanks. To keep things cute:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Avoid ironing directly on prints or embroidery
- Do not dry clean
- For garment-dyed items (like Comfort Colors), wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer the first time
☕ Drinkware (Mugs, Tumblers, Flasks)
Mugs (Ceramic):
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Hand washing helps keep the print looking vibrant longer
Tumblers & Flasks (Stainless Steel):
- Hand wash only
- Not microwave safe
- Don’t soak or scrub engraved designs
🛋️ Home Goods (Pillow Covers, Tote Bags, Stickers)
Pillow Covers:
- Remove insert before washing
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low or air dry
- Do not bleach
Tote Bags:
- Spot clean or gentle hand wash
- Lay flat to dry
Stickers:
- Weatherproof and durable
- Apply to clean, dry surfaces
- Hand wash only if applied to bottles or mugs
🧵 Embroidered Items
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
- Hang dry or tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly over embroidery
- No bleach, no dry cleaning
💡 TL;DR: Cold water, low heat, and a little love.
Got questions? Want to double-check something? Send us a note anytime!
Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
Most items at SoftDecline are made just for you — no overstock, no waste. Because we print on demand, your order may take a few extra days to arrive, but it’s worth the wait.
Processing Time
Most orders are printed and packed within 2–5 business days. Depending on the items in your order, products may ship separately.
Shipping Time
Estimated delivery is 3–7 business days after production.
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays or other unforeseen circumstances.
You’ll receive a tracking link via email as soon as your order ships.
Shipping Rates
- Standard Shipping: $4.95
- Free Shipping: On orders over $100 (excluding taxes). Shipping fees are calculated at checkout based on your order total.
Multiple Packages
If you ordered a mix of items (like a hoodie and a mug), they might arrive in separate shipments. This is totally normal — our production partners handle different products at different facilities.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about your order or our shipping policy, feel free to contact us at: contact@softdecline.com
Kinda Sober Embroidered Sweatshirt - Mostly Clear-Headed, Always Cozy
Description
Description
Whether you're on a journey, taking a break, or just drinking less out of spite, this sweatshirt's got your back. Soft, relaxed, and just ambiguous enough to avoid follow-up questions.
Product features
- Knit in one piece without side seams for a smooth appearance and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers elasticity for a comfortable fit.
- Embroidery options available for personalized decoration on either side.
- Durable construction with double-needle stitching ensures it withstands regular wear.
- Made with a medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for ultimate coziness.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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