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Exhausted American

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Patriotism but make it tired. Political humor, burnout realness, and bold designs for anyone barely surviving late-stage capitalism.

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  • SoftDecline creates original, style-forward apparel and gifts with a smart, offbeat perspective. Made for those who appreciate humor, subtle rebellion, and bold self-expression.
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